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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

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internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

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five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

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dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

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percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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tyleroakley:

Tony Hawk needs to get on this cat’s level.

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dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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